- stop being a fucking bitch
- eat more of it
- cry you fucking pussy
We threw a birthday party for my friend’s dog. The other dogs invited had a blast
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on
I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK
I reeaaallly need to find my old photo album.
Oh. My. Lord.
This is the greatest thing ever.
Holy shit. It happened.
if you were to become the president of the world, what is the first law you would pass?
Execute The Furries
*growls angrily and raises tail in caution*